The Evil Waitress

One day, after all of the guests had been seated, the waitress went into the kitchen for a drink

Two hours later, while she drank her thirteenth glass of vodka, her boss came in the kitchen and said, "What are you doing?! Your tables have all gone home! They hadn't eaten!"

"Go away I'm busy."

Her boss was not amused. "What are you drinking!?"

The waitress giggled. "This is the best water in the world!" (She was very drunk.)

Her boss grew red. "Go home! You can't stay here anymore! Never come back!"

The waitress stopped giggling. "What?!"

"You're fired!"

Then the drunk waitress became the evil waitress. No more was she a half-friendly waitress. She was entirely evil. She grabbed a kitchenknife and killed her boss.

The cook heard the noise and cried, "Hey! What are you doing?" But while he shouted, he saw the waitress with the bloodied knife. While she laughed and called, "Nothing!" he went pale and ran home.

The evil waitress dragged her boss out back and dumped him in the dumpster. Then she filled out her timecard for twelve hours and went home like all of the others.